Wanganese

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A breakaway sect of Wangism that celebrates The Great Stomping. The other sects do not celebrate this holiday as it is "too depressing." Wanganese followers claim that celebrating the death of Wang Sorenson is:


"A chance to commemorate his sacrifice for the greater good of commerce. Also, peanuts are delicious."


Wanganese followers call themselves Wangians to differentiate themselves from the other Wangites.



See The Index to Wang



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